"The Crock of Shit Page"
Brought to you by the friendly folks from Chris' Realm.

The following things are crocks of shit:

  • School counselors
  • Wannabe gangsters
  • Mowing the lawn
  • Bob Dole
  • The Disney Channel
  • MTV's Singled Out
  • Any movie with Stephen Siegal
  • Nike visors
  • Arrested Development
  • Pina-colata Slurpees
  • School lock-outs
  • Fat free Doritos
  • Fat free dairy products (except for of course skim milk)
  • Alterna-kids
  • That movie Spy Hard with Leslie Nielson
  • "Yeah tight dog!!"
  • Safety scissors
  • "I AM" poems
  • Scented toilet paper
  • This page will be updated daily as more "Crocks of Shit" are discovered.