Wed - February 13, 2008

Questions for Roger Clemens


If I were on the Senate committee investigating the use of steroids in professional baseball, I would have some pointed questions to ask of Roger Clemens. Here they are:

1. How was your flight?

2. Did you get to enjoy any of the sights in our beautiful capital city?

3. Do you have any hobbies?

4. What's your favorite color?

I think I would quickly, through this line of questioning, get to the important issues at hand and uncover all that the public has a right to know. It's important for senators to economize and get to the important issues quickly because they have so much important work to do.

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