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Purpose of this Page

Help those who can't help themselves

Try to figure out how to help those who can't help themselves

Try to help myself

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• If you have decided that you can't help yourself, you are not exactly right. You can start by trying to determine what type of personality you have. To do this, you must first take THE TEST. After you have taken the test, your next step will be to try and find your way back here, and if your are lucky, you will not need any further help; hopefully by determining what type of person you are, you can start to rationalize why you are the way you are. The truth is GOD made you the way you are. Learn to deal with it.

Hopefully, by now you have taken the "THE TEST" (see above if you haven't). Lets assume that you have taken the test and now you are keenly aware of you personality type. If you know your personality type, please feel free to participate in the following exercise.

Personality Exercise

• If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press the 1 key repeatedly.

• If you are codependent, please ask someone to press the 2 key.

• If you have multiple personalities, please press the 3, 4, 5, and 6 keys.

• If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay at the computer so we can trace where you are.

• If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which key to press.

• If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will care.

You are victim number  since we started erasing on June 17, 1996.

Your computer memory and hard drive have been duplicated. If you try to leave this page they will be permenantly erased. Well, I won't really erase your hard drive, but I could.

If you are not sure that we copied everything, click here show me! Are you worried? You should be. People copy information from your computer all the time and you don't even know it! Thanks for the programs. Really, don't call me Big Brother. Be sure not to leave your computer on with your video camera attached. Is your microphone on?

Someday this will be  , but not today

In the mean time, feel free to link this page to any old "useless" home page list.

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